Phil is lonely. He's a really nice guy, but for some reason, he's a real wuss around women. Can you believe that he once had 2 naked nymphos in his bed asking him for a body massage, and he didn't make any kind of moves on them! Now that's both admirable, and kinda' sad. Poor Phil.

That's why I started this page. I want to help Phil. He really needs a date, and I'm here to try to find him that date. Phil lives in the Ft. Wayne, Indiana area, and is seeking female companionship. (Preferably by a female seeking male companionship, but hey, beggars can't be choosers!)

So if your female, you like males, you live near Ft. Wayne, Indiana, and you're looking for a really tall dude, here's your man. There's even a song written about him. It's called "I've had my Phil", and if I ever get around to sampling it, I'll put it out here for all of you to enjoy!

Phil's interests include such things as dressing up as a medieval badass, and pillaging small villages and municipalities.

He also enjoys slaughtering people in friendly swordfighting competitions.

Other interests include designing strangely unique but really effective weapons from easily obtainable common household items, drinking, scaring small children (yes scar, not scare), setting furniture on fire, and evading local authority figures.

So if Phil sounds like your kind of guy, by all means, send him an email. His email address is: please_date_phil@yahoo.com

Psssssst! Hey! Want to see Phil naked? -CLICK HERE-

If you're smart though, you'll head back now, and go to Dave's World!

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