New Pictures

Dimetri and Puddles

He didn't really want to smile...
can't you tell!

I don't think Steve took Dego seriously.

I swear, if they sang one more country song,
I was going to hose the room off in hot lead.

Quarter poker night at Steve's Place

My Homeland Security Council

Jen Boien at a New Year's Party
Dude, we haven't seen or heard from eachother in over 10 years, and she just recently found me because of this website!

The photograph taken at Matt's funeral.

Fred enjoying the ride in the Jeep

I dropped my pants. Dimetri looked shocked. Nick just looked like he'd found what he was looking for his whole life. Nick rode home in someone else's truck that night.

50 cent draft night brings out the weirdos to Amarillo Roadhouse!

Kelly: Thank you for dating Phil. We know it's a tough job that no one really wanted, but you've given him reason to stop whining about not dating anyone. So from all of us to you, THANKS FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM!

Tim Parrish - He married Trishanne Boyer, and moved to Las Vegas. He used to be on the Faces on the Milk Carton section, but he's not really missing anymore. I recently visited Tim and Trishanne out in Vegas. Here they are now!

Not So New Pictures

Tricia Hoaks - I'd probably get to see her more often if it weren't for that damned curse.

Al Frye

Billiam Hughes

Dan Pastzor

Proof once again, why you shouldn't be the first to fall asleep at my place!

Dimitri and Bodner

Some good looking girl that I found on my couch.

Matt jammin' on the Les Paul

Steve Bodner, enjoying a brew

Tim Burton wannabe and Justin

Evil Troll Guitar Guru

Deborah and Paula - The scariest thing about these two is that they didn't intentionally coordinate their costumes... Great minds think alike!

Poor Deborah...

Look, Deborah used to run!

The Tarkington SE2 Crew

The old Chicago Heights Biker Gang. Be careful - don't mess with these guys!

Billy and his new daughter Rebekah. (yes, that's how it's spelled!)

Billy and his Winchester 30-30

If we keep gathering like this, we just may end up taking over something someday... perhaps Afghanistan...

Did you know that if you take someone from Florida, and introduce them to snow, their hair dissapears!

Nikki and Michelle

Party at Steve's!

You're never to old to play in the snow!

My little buddy Spencer - Kristie's adorable son

And here's Kristie! Don't worry, she doesn't always dress like this!

Kristie again

My friend Adam, who had been MIA for about 7 years, until just recently, thanks to classmates.com and this webpage!

Here we are in the late 80's

Here we are in the Wisconsin Dells in the early 90's

And here we are now!

Katie Else - She lives in Chicago, but I won't hold that against her!

Shad and Kerri Neese - During our junior year in LC High School band, Shad and I ruled the saxaphone section with an iron fist!

Ben Um

Ben again, only more calm this time

Bill Hughes - Not all of my friends make strange faces in photographs...
just the strange ones!

Justin and Billy

Brian Hughes and I pulling the engine out of his old car

The crew in the parkinglot before the Van Halen concert in 1998

Al Frye and the Bronco... stuck as usual

Joel Watts, dirty from working on the truck

The Watts Kids - Michelle, Melanie, and Quint (Joel F. Watts V)

Melissa Marie Watts - The newest addition to the Watts Clan

They left me here, and moved to Texas

One last gathering before they moved to Texas

Here's a more recent picture of the Watts Clan in Texas

Joel embarking on a minor roadside repair in Massachussets

Phil Reed, looking evil as usual

Phil - doing his most painfull impression of a chameleon

Joe and Laura Popiela
Have you hugged your cactus today?

Hangin' with the guys - July 4th, 2000

The 4th of July, 2000 - Beer, Friends, Music, and a pickup truck
the essentials for a tailgate party

Fred Metherd - Don't be afraid... he just woke up!

Tom Metherd - NIPSCO Retiree turned Internet Junkie

Matt Metherd - Just chillin' wit my homies

Jim Yearsich - Wrenching on the plane

Jim and N3866T

Wake up Jim! You're dreaming again!

Jim's Mom - who incidentally, didn't want me to take this picture.
I'll probably be dead by tomorrow!

Joel and Jim in Norwood, Massachussets

Crazy Little Mama's
Jess, Sherry, Tami, Julie, Nikki, and Anatoli

Dave Vlasic - Just happy, or on drugs...
You decide!

Denise Yurkannin - She looks innocent enough...
Right?

Karla Lehman - She only looks harmless!

Will Rodriguez - "You'll have to fill out a form 130!"

Here's what Will would look like if he had hair!

Mike Seefeldt - "Denied!"

Shelby Ritz - Hard at work, or hardly working?

Sherry Blevens - Kingpin of the Bowling Alley Mafia

Sheryl and Gary White - Aren't they cute!

Sheryl as a hula girl

Tami Janda - Practicing to be a spanish dancer

My Pal, Homer Simpson

Wanted Posters

Jill McCorkel
Last known location: Kouts, Indiana
Last known skin color: Orange
(sunless tan lotion will do that to you!)
Wanted for being a manipulative bitch who lied to get my friend fired from his job, lied to make her boyfriend think that there was an unsavory character stalking her because she liked the attention, and is generally just a messed up individual
Reward offered for her capture

Tom Christie
Alias: Ghengis
Last known location: Christopher, Illinois
Wanted for beating my sister, and leaving her bleeding and unconcious on the sidewalk.
Reward offered: Capturing this guy and administering any punishment that you see fit should be a reward in itself

Steve Clausen
Last known location: Mokena, Illinois
Wanted for... well... he's a friend of mine, and hasn't really done anything wrong to me, but just looking at this picture, I couldn't think of a better place to put it, than right here. It just kinda looked like a wanted poster!

Vintage Pictures

I really had to do some digging to find these pictures!

Adam Opiola - an old friend from Chicago Heights

Adam, Jason, Tim, and Robbie at one of my early birthday parties

I went with Adam Reynolds and his family to the Wisconsin Dells one summer. Here's the people we met there. I think I remember the names of the front row... Dan Horstmann, Jennifer Boien, and Chris Husmann... I think
I think the top row was Ryan Somebody, Carol Huelsmann, Keri Huelsmann, Sumbodyelse, and Adam Reynolds
Jen Boien managed to find me because of this picture on my website!

Bill, Kevin, Stacy, Laura, Fred, and Phil in Washington DC
(Nice hair, Phil!)

Fred and I on his 16th Birthday

Fred, Matt, and their Grandpa Lee

The Old High School Crew - Stacy, Me, Shad, Lisa, Fred, Laura, and Billy

Faces on the Milk Carton

Have you seen any of these people? They've fallen off the face of the Earth, and I'd like to know where they are now.

Keith VanWinkle - A fellow car and 2nd Amendment enthusiast. He rode his motorcycle out to Boston to do custom woodworking and cabinet making

Jason Shumway - A recent graduate from the "Milk Carton" section: He moved to Carmel, Indiana right before High School, and we lost touch. I did some snooping around and found a film student in California that I suspected was Him. As it turns out, he's now a film student graduate and is currently residing in L.A. with his wife and 2 cats.
Yumm... cat - the other white meat!
This entry has been moved back to the Milk Carton section since I've lost touch with him again. I had his cell phone number, but the last time I called it, I got some lady who has no idea who Jason Shumway is!

The Old Girlfriend Archives

Laura Bacon (now Laura Popiela) - We were together for a couple of months my freshman hear of high school. We remained close friends ever since. She moved to Arizona with her husband Joe Popiela in 2000. It's still hard to believe, but on July 6th 2002, both her and Joe passed away while hiking the Sunset Vista trail in Picacho State Park, Arizona.

Stacy Baird - We were together for most of High School.
Ahhh... My LeMans and my girlfriend.
...Damn, I miss that car!

Jenn Whiting (Little Dave's Mom) - She didn't like what I had written about her. I'm not sure why... there really wasn't anything bad there. She just felt that it misrepresented the relationship that we had.

Annie Horvath - It was fun while it lasted

Pvt. Paula Worries - She left me for some Army guy, and then subsequently got hauled off to Kuwait to play with some Iraqis. (side note, don't I look like a fat ass in this picture?)