Some day I'll have all of my CRAZY ASS stories here, but for now, you'll just have to settle for the few scraps that're here. This section of the site will probably take the longest to develop, seeing as it takes an awful long time to type up these long winded stories.

If you've ever spent an appreciable ammount of time with me, you've probably discovered the amazing propensity I have for making an otherwise ordinary task into an amazing story! When you're with me, no event is ever a simple one!

I'll say this, though, It sure beats the hell out of being bored!